Hate Windows

One of the servers I am in charge of is running Windows 2000 SP4. I’ve been trying to run windows update and suprise, suprise (not) it doesnt work. Everytime I run the update it tells me its failed – with no error code. I surfed online and did everything I could find and then some. I’ve deleted folders, I uninstalled extra stuff, I deleted cache, cookies and that stuff. This...