How You think versus how Jon thinks

Here’s the situation. It’s 9:30 pm and you want to go for an evening swim, you’re really looking forward to it. You get down to the community pool, jam your key in the lock, turn and… nothing happens. No matter what direction you turn the key or what you try, the lock doesn’t seem to “unlock”, something’s broken. You try for a few minutes but it is readily apparent that...