Annoyance of ‘NameVirtualHost *:80 has no VirtualHosts’

For some reason, in Ubuntu, the Apache default configs seem to include a plethora of calls for ‘NameVirtualHost *:80’. It seems that the very second you install Apache, it starts complaining about ‘NameVirtualHost *:80 has no VirtualHosts’. While this is just a warning and can be safely ignored, it is a brand new box and you probably want it to run nicely. I know I do. So I started hunting....