Aparently the bots are back at the site — as the view count on all my posts is above 5. I’ll have to investigate and BAN THEM. I’ve also discovered that w/ the right regex trickery — SSI can do the most magical of things. I’ll post an example latter — once I’ve gotten my project going. I’ve also did some play with mod_rewrite for Apache. Fun stuff — IF you can get .htaccess to work (I forgot I had to set allow overrides on the directory — sue me).