Juggling goslings or Swallowing Cellphones

I stumbled across the most amusing article on google news. Aparently a woman tried to “swallow a cellphone” which ended up with an assult charge to the boyfriend. I dont know about the rest of you — but uh… I dont think I would try to swallow my cellphones. I can think of a cellphone out right now that would be small enough to eat — now if it was an iPod Nano I could see someone trying to eat it.