An ode to Army of Two
A is for Aggro
B is for Bromance
C is for Clip
D is for Deagle
E is for Equipment
F is for Friends
G is for Guns
H is for High Explosive Grenades
I is for Indestructible scenery
J is for Jeopardizing the Mission
K is for Killing the Enemy
L is for Long Distance Kills and
M is for M107 which makes them possible
N is for NCIS which had an episode involving PMCs
O is for Obayana who sells Primary Weapons
P is for Pimping your Guns
Q is for Quickly, as in move your ass quickly before it gets shot
R is for Rios
S is for Salem
T is for The 40th Day
U is for Upgrades
V is for Victory
W is for Weapon Swap — something we never use.
X is for Xbox 360 on which we play.
Y is for Yankee White — a clearance you don’t have
Z is for Zealots wearing bomb packs on their chests.