John’s gone on vacation, English slaughter time!

We’ll call this post a PSA. As of today, John is off on this crazy thing called a “vacation” (aka Fleeing the country). As he is the Master Of English around these parts, we’re throwing a little party while he’s gone. The party is where I slaughter the English language for shits and giggles. Fear not, you’ll get to enjoy posts as per our regular schedule.