John's gone on vacation, English slaughter time!

We’ll call this post a PSA. As of today, John is off on this crazy thing called a “vacation” (aka Fleeing the country). As he is the Master Of English around these parts, we’re throwing a little party while he’s gone. The party is where I slaughter the English language for shits and giggles.

Fear not, you’ll get to enjoy posts as per our regular schedule.

Just kidding… the articles were written in advance so John could edit them. Your eye’s won’t be bleeding any time soon, at least not by my hand.