When to Cut Back on Web Habits
This may seem a little odd, but earlier this evening I read a blog entry titled “100 Blog Topics I Hope YOU Write". It is exactly like it sounds. Chris Brogan (the blogger) is asking others to write articles for the 100 titles he put down. Its amusing, and a personally fascinating concept. I think half of blogging (or being a part of the blogosphere) is interacting with the community. So I skimmed over his list and picked #54, “When to Cut Back on Web Habits”.
Interesting enough there was a posting on slashdot this evening about this very topic. It linked to an article titled “Americans giving up friends, sex for Web life". Now, to be fair, they asked only a thousand people, and… its an Australian website about Americans… so … WTF? Regardless, I’m addicted to the web and have my own thoughts on this. If a friend requests to see me in person, I’ll oblige, even if I am in the middle of a mission in Guild Wars. I have “tried” to unplug for as long as two weeks. Note the “tried”, as I failed miserably. I failed partially because the way I communicate with all my friends is through email/IM, and partially because I didn’t have wikipedia. I’m dead serious. I can’t tell you how many times in those two weeks I thought “man, I wish I could look X up on wikipedia”.
Just off the cuff though, I’ve made a list of signs you’ve possibly spent too much time on the web/internet/computer. It isn’t comprehensive, but I’ve made a darn good stab at it:
- You are out in real life and worry that you are missing email/IMs.
- You spend more than 20 minutes a day on facebook/myspace/
- You write your blog posts in HTML without any editor assistance
- You spend time on 4Chan
- You spend time on SomethingAwful
- You spend significant time on the sites listed above and ENJOY it
- You speak and/or think in IM terms (EX: saying/thinking “lol” instead of laughing).
- You check your email more than a dozen times a day.
- You refresh news sites constantly hoping something new will show up.
- You DON’T spend time with people IRL because you are “too busy” with something on the computer/net
- You are signed on to more than 3 IM services/accounts (bonus points for 9+ services/accounts)
- You find every XKCD strip hilarious and get every reference.
- You don’t need to look up internet memes because you’ve seen them all
- You feel like you’ve “reached the end of the internet”
- You’ve fought the boss at the end of the net more than once
- You’re best friends are “net friends” and you’ve never met them or seen a picture of them.
- You’ve got more “net friends” than real friends.
- You play World of Warcraft
- You can spend hours on end reading Wikipedia
- The only way you can communicate with many of your friends is Digital Only (EX: You don’t know their phone number or address)
- You’ve got your own website for no good reason what so ever, and you update it every day.
- You surf the net even though its boring, you’ve been everywhere and seen everything
- You stay way past your bed surfing the net, even though you’ve checked your email a hundred times, refreshed digg a dozen times, and still haven’t found anything interesting to read
- You open entire favorite folders at a time, and every folder is 10+ favorites
- Your bookmarks.html export is more than 100k in size. (Bonus if it is 512kb+ in size)
- Your bookmarks are better organized than your desk
- Your email is better organized than your postal mail.
- You do electronic billing for EVERYTHING because you hate walking the 20 feet to check your mailbox
- You sign up for news letters and other email subscriptions, just so you would email to read
- You feel a warm tingly sensation (or at least feel loved) every time you get a new email, spam or not.
- You get irritated at people who call instead of email
- You get irritated at people who email instead of IM
- You get irritated at people who email instead of Facebook/MySpace messaging
- You order stuff on Amazon because you can’t be bothered to drive the 5 miles to the local mall (Doesn’t count if you are more than 20 miles from any shopping)
- You have enough free time on your hands to read a blog article about blog topics to write, and sit down and do it right then and there
- You read this entire article (bonus if you didn’t even wince at the massacred grammar)